Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Excuse Me, Mr. Trump....

Today was a very unimportant day in politics.  President Obama released his birth certificate thereby proving that he is, in fact, a natural born citizen of the United States.  Clearly, this is the biggest issue in this country and I'm so happy it was straightened out.

We can all thank Donald Trump for accomplishing such a monumental feat: 

Following the White House's release of the long-form certificate, Trump told reporters in New Hampshire that he is "very proud" of himself for helping to bring the release of the document.

"I've accomplished something nobody else was able to accomplish," Trump said. "I'd want to look at (the birth certificate), but I hope it's true so that we can get on to much more important matters."

- CNN, 4/27/2011

I think I know the more important matters to which Mr. Trump is referring:



Mr. Trump, can we please see the birth certificate for your toupee?  If you insist that your hair is a natural born citizen, please show me a certificate of authenticity. 

There must be an amendment in the Constitution that excludes presidential candidacy based upon outrageously bad hair, right?


  1. If that amendment existed, we wouldn't have had some of our presidents...ha!

  2. hahaha there should be! I can't believe this is such a big issue, everyone needs to get over it. However, I did discover that Pres. Obama and I were born in the same hospital (so that means we're BFFS, right?).

  3. I love how now everyone is saying it's been "forged" since you know, it took so long for President Obama to show it to the people (which I still don't fully understand why he had to, I digress). Some people will never be pleased!

  4. In light of everything that's happened, this criticism of trump was right on! He really had nothing important to say, and it was made obvious the other day.


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